my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
crashlearnedthatfromthepizzaman:
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
RUN PIT. YOU DIDN’T SEE THIS.
How does this eggplant start a British vs. American war?
WHO CARES ABOUT BRITAIN OR AMERICA?
IN MÉXICO WE HAVE FUCKING TACOS
what if i had two pencils and ate them
The whole world has tacos. Especially America. Freedom tacos.
To the 200 somewhat countries in the world. You will never win. Freedom will prevail.
